consolejockey

February 7, 2007

It’s so cool we can work while we’re on cocaine!

Filed under: Funny, Technology Tags: — @ 9:39 pm

Came across this wacky video on YouTube promoting Windows 386 (Windows 2.1, circa 1988). It starts out with your basic corporate BS, then gets all weird and freaky, 1980’s style. I think I’ve had nightmares like this.

March 23, 2006

The Chrysler Turbine Car

Filed under: Cool, Technology @ 6:41 am

While watching a show about cars on the History Channel I learned about a “jet” powered car Chrysler developed in the mid 1960’s. Apparently Chrysler had tried for a number of years to produce a viable turbine powered car, and in 1963 they finally found a solution that worked. The car had 80% fewer moving parts than it’s contemporaries and could run on any combustible liquid, including vegetable oil. From a Barracuda Magazine article:

Although the recommended fuel was diesel, the Turbine Car would run on ANY flammable liquid. At one point or another, Turbine Cars were run, without adjustments, on unleaded gas, kerosene, jet fuel, home heating oil, peanut oil, tequila and even Chanel No. 5.

For a variety of reasons, such as the odd sounding engine, which apparently sounded like a vacuum cleaner, sluggish acceleration and tightening EPA emission restrictions, Chrysler did not have the confidence to put the turbine car into production. It’s too bad really. I could see an evolution of this car being just as green (if not more green) as the diesel cars on the road today running on bio-diesel or vegetable oil.

Turbine Car

Some links for ya:
Wikipedia: Chrysler Turbine Car
Barracuda Magazine: The 1963 Chrysler Turbine Car

June 10, 2005

don’t fear the pants?

Filed under: Funny, Technology @ 4:20 pm

I just read a wired news article about a group of activists who got naked in the display window of an Eddie Bauer store in Chicago. They had warnings about nanotechnology written on their nude selves. I can’t decide if these people are morons or geniuses.

On the one hand, they were protesting Eddie Bauer because the company sells stain resistant pants. But these are no ordinary pants, they are “enhanced” pants. Say it with me now, “enhanced” pants. The pants are enhanced on the molecular level by a process cooked up by a company called Nano-Tex. Is this stain proofing process nanotechnology, or Nano-Tex’s attempt to capitalize off a buzz word? Nano-Tex says it’s really nanotechnology, so lets just go with them on this one. It turns out the process uses extremely small particles of Teflon, which potentially could be absorbed through the skin, doing some damage… somehow. So the activists legitimately had a point to make, these pants might be bad for you. Better yet, these nano-enhanced-pants are part of a trend to embrace possibly dangerous technologies before adequate testing has been done to show that there are few if any draw backs. Nanotechnology could be a really good thing, if developed and used responsibly, but the naked people are claiming that Eddie Bauer, or really Nano-Tex, hasn’t been very responsible.

Nano-Tex says otherwise. The Wired.com article states that Nano-Tex “asserts that Nano-Tex’s products are independently tested for safety and meet all environmental, health and safety standards mandated by the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency, the Occupational Safety and Health Administration and the Consumer Product Safety Commission.” The EPA shut down the Ghost Busters in their darkest hour, can they really be trusted? Also, organizations like those mentioned above can be influenced by corporate interests. I also have to question how knowledgeable such organizations are about technology as new as stuff that falls under the category of nanotechnology. So again, score one for the graffitied nudists.

On the other hand, they got naked in an Eddie Bauer store front window. Is that really the best way to spark intelligent debate? Picture this, you’re at a cocktail party when you over hear some people talking about nanotechnology. “It could revolutionize manufacturing,” you hear one person say.

“The medical applications are mind blowing,” another responds.

“Some naked people at Eddie Bauer said it was bad,” you chime in.

“Holy sh*t, I never thought of it like that,” everyone within earshot exclaims.

You have to give the nudists credit, they did get national press and that could bring much needed attention to their cause. Or it could completely undermine their efforts by showing that their cause is championed by a bunch of exhibitionists with vague phrases written all over their bodies.

I don’t have a strong opinion one way or the other towards nanotechnology. But there are a few causes I do feel strongly about. If you know me then you already know which ones those are. I like activism, when it’s constructive. The kind of activism practiced by the Eddie Bauer exotic dancers draws more attention to the activists themselves than it does to their cause. I really think that what we need is less activists drawing attention to themselves and more people building a coherent argument as to why we should be weary of things like nanotechnology. The case can be made, and more people will listen if it’s presented in a more conventional manner.

Morons or geniuses? Somewhere in the middle, a little more towards morons in my opinion.

June 4, 2005

bio diesel

Filed under: Green, Technology @ 5:08 pm

I bought my first tank of biodiesel today. I had been wanting to drive out to Austin Biofuels since I found out about the place, but it’s on the outskirts of town. It didn’t make much since to drive all the way across town, using a lot of fuel, to buy environmentally friendly fuel. Recently I learned that EcoWise had partnered with Austin Biofuels to sell biodiesel from their South Congress shop. Now all I had to do was drive downtown to get on the biodiesel bandwagon.


So this afternoon I drove down to “SoCo” as all the cool kids are calling it now, and said “Fill ‘er up Phil,” which was odd because the woman behind the counter was not named Phil. At any rate I moved my Golf TDI to the back of the store, where sat a small trailer. The trailer held a small scale gas pump and tank, a portable diesel station. I watched as the woman who’s name was not named Phil filled up my tank. The smell coming from the pump was not the usual stinky petroleum smell, but that of vegetable oil. A little of spilled on the ground, and the woman commented “That would be bad if it was gas, huh?”

“It’s still flammable,” I said. “It has to be.”

“Oh yeah,” she said “But it doesn’t smell bad.”

Assuming biodiesel was safe would be an easy and dangerous mistake to make, I thought. This stuff not only smells harmless, but kind of like food. Yet, it’s not harmless, it’s very combustible.

I also brought a five gallon gas can with me, so I could “splash mix” biodiesel in my car’s tank later. I plan to splash mix it to a 80% regular diesel to 20% biodiesel mix. B100 (biodiesel 100%) currently sells for $3.55 a gallon, more than a dollar more a gallon than regular diesel. Regularly buying a full tank of it is not something I can really afford right now, but I can make my own B20 without it effecting my pocket book too much.

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