hufu
People always ask me if I miss eating meat. The answer is always no, I really don’t. But I have to admit there is one meat I truly miss. Human flesh. Yes, human flesh is the one meat that I still have cravings for. Strong, sometimes uncontrollable cravings. There’s Tofurkey, chikin and gluten ham and all kinds of faux-meat products, but there isn’t a good vegan human flesh alternative…until now! I just recently discovered Hufu, the vegan alternative to human flesh. It’s made with absolutely no human or animal products, and it’s healthier than human flesh. Right now they just have Hufu Classic Strips for sale, but I am so hoping they come out with a human veal version.
I was going to say “I bet it goes well with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”
But then I noticed they’ve already provided that recipe on the site.
Now I can finally re-enact the final scene of “Stranger In A Strange Land.”
Comment by texapocalypse — October 27, 2005 @ 10:20 am
ha!
Comment by fred_paloma — October 27, 2005 @ 1:49 pm
bet it needs more salt.
Comment by alarmo — October 27, 2005 @ 4:12 pm
any idea if it’s sold in any commercial stores, or is it exclusive to their site? 21.00$ is a little high for 3.5 oz of faux-longpig, eh?
Jack
Comment by anonymous — October 29, 2005 @ 5:51 pm