consolejockey

Izzy is trying to tell me something. He’s sitting next to my keyboard, staring at me. He looks like he’s expecting something. Now he’s raised his paw, and is waving it in my direction. He’s batting at my hands now, as if I have something that belongs to him, and won’t give it back. He’s kind of meowing, but more like growling at me. Now he’s up on his back legs, his front paws out like a bear standing to make a threating display? What is it Izzy? Timmy fall in a well? You pushed Timmy down a well? After stealing his lunch money? Good job, I never liked that kid.